A Day To Remember

A Day To Remember – For Those Who Have Heart (c) 2007 Victory Records

Damn, I had hope. The cover looked intriguing. The band is costumed in a menacing prep school nature. I thought maybe, just maybe, that A Day To Remember might be hardcore. Turns out, yet again, that I was wrong.

“For Those Who Have Heart” offers up the same screamo sound as the majority of their label mates. Droning melodic vocals over metal riffs that break into uninspired growling vocals on, as far as I can tell, each and every song. Where is the originality? Doesn’t anyone know how to rock anymore? But hey, kudos, you have an album out.

Isn’t it great what you can do with a formula! Yep formulas sure are cool, but how about an equation for you: A Day To Remember = A Band To Forget.

–Jerry Actually

Mittens

Mittens – Fool's on a Holiday (c) 2006 Mittens = Americana. They are classic rock in the way that rock and roll itself is classic, not in the twisted and wrong ways of "classic rock".  Their sound lends more to Elvis Costello or the Psychedelic Furs than say, Bob Fucking Segar. Fool's on a Holiday also has quite an Elliot Smith feel without all the trips to the hospital.  The CD is cohesive, but at the same time each track has its own distinct feel. Its upbeat and melodic and overall pretty good.  Breaking it down to the brass tacks, Mittens presents a softer more gentle side to rock.  It is smile inducing and familiar like warm socks or hot soup.  Get it.  You'll like feeling better about yourself and the world around you. –Team !upstarter

The Agency [Turn]

The Agency – Turn (c) 2007 Perch Records I'm scared.  I really am.  The massive resurgence of the sounds of the 70's and early 80's is naturally (or perhaps supernaturally) progressing in what I consider to be a negative direction.  Let's take, for instance, The Agency.  They kick off a vibe somewhere between Supertramp and Night Ranger or Lover Boy.  Well, I say turn me loose, 'cause when you try to bridge that kind of gap you bound to end up in the anachronistic and perilous path of the mellow gold.  Some of you out there may know what I'm talking about.  The horrid drivel of mid-late 70's adult contemporary.  When it comes to the point where bands are starting to sound like Andy Gibb or Johnny "Slow Dancin'" Rivers–holy crap–man, I want out!  In all fairness The Agency has a decent pedigree, featuring members of Dashboard Confessional and Seville, and I'm not saying that they are all bad.  I'm just saying that if your into it, maybe you should look into getting some new shag carpet and a disco ball for the ceiling of your bitchin' conversion van.–Jerry Actually 

Blinded Black [Under the Sunrise]

Blinded Black – Under the Sunrise (c) 2007 SideCho Records”Sir?”, “Yes minion. What is it this time?”, “Sir, there seems to be a problem with the Bandtronic.”, “The Band what?”, “The Bandtronic, Sir.”, “The Band Tronic? Didn’t I fire them in the 80’s?”, “No Sir, the Bandtronic 7431XR Talent Emulation Variable Audio Copier.”, “You know, that very expensive piece of equipment that we have that takes ideas from a bunch of current bands and then makes any band in the world seem palatable and sincere to the 14 – 25 year old New Rock demographic.”, “Well then, out with it boy. What is the problem?”, “Well Sir, it … it seems to be making every band sound exactly the same.” Welcome to “Under the Sunrise by Blinded Black. Out now on SideCho Records. It’s sudo aggressive. It’s melodic sometimes. It’s totally emotional. It makes me sick. I guess people tend to emulate what they like. It is too bad that Blinded Black seem to emulate so many of the sounds I hate. If you like to listen to New Rock Radio, then, by all mean, go get yourself a copy of Under the Sunrise and listen to it six times and pretend that it is your six bestest favoritist new bands.–Jerry Actually

Sin Voz [Death to the IMF]

Sin Voz – Death to the IMF (c) 2006 Sin VozStraight outta Berkeley comes Sin Voz (that's Without Voice for those of you too inept to use an online translator).  They submit for your approval "Death to the IMF" I can only assume that they are referring to the "Interplanetary Magnetic Field" when they espouse their desire to destroy something that bears its initials.  Aside from plotting something that would obviously irreversibly alter the world as we know it, "Death to the IMF" is also a sonicaly diverse eight song E.P.  Vaguely like a cross species of Morrisey and Sublime, yet oddly Sonic Youth.  Add a splash of some post Grundge Eddie Vetter.  Speed it up a notch, on some of the tracks, and you've got some sort of idea of what I'm listening to right now.  It seems to me that Sin Voz is working on making some rather transcendent music.  I should expect no less from folks that haunt the UC Berkely campus.  Overall a refreshing sound in comparison to much of the tripe slid across my desk, however it also is a bit on the depressive side.  I think the mix would benefit from a little more edge.  It seems as though it was softened up a wee bit too much.  That aside if you like moody tempermental alternative, give ol' Sin Voz back some of their voice in the form of cold hard cash.  Their E.P. is available via iTunes and CD Baby . –Jerry Actually

The Press Fire [New Dress New Rules]

The Press Fire – New Dress New Rules (c) 2006 Indivisible by Zero MusicSo… Some of the !upstarter team were less than enchanted with The Press Fire's release, “New dress, New rules”. Personally, I liked it. Grrrls Rule! There are a few moments of chaos but all together, a good album the the grrrl who doesn't die. Lots of fun, lots of energy, lots o' grrrl. It has a sort of Babes sound which I can appreciate.  MY TWO THUMBS UP!Krystal Tolle

Endwell [Homeland Insecurity]

Endwell – Homeland Insecurity (c) 2006 Victory RecordsEndwell? It doesn’t even start well. Jimmy says, �It’s like they have all this mello music with someone screaming over it. If you’re gonna be screaming like that have the music to support it. It’s top heavy. Jerry Actually says, �This CD is pointless and pissed. Every time you listen to this CD god kills a kitten and Jebus cries. I give it 18 thumbs down. Eject. Sincerely,Team !upstarter

Moros Eros

Moros Eros – I saw the devil last night … (c) 2006 Victory Records !upstarter team member Krystal says that she likes the cover art. The CD starts well (66% opinion). But let me tell you a story about a little band called Modest Mouse. You are them. Get a style, emulators! After track one, it is all down hill. Save your bucks and buy something else. Hell stock up on ramen instead, ’cause if you like this you are obviously a jobless loser. All thumbs down. With sympathy, Team !upstarter

Spitalfield

Spitalfield – Better Than Knowing Where You Are (c) 2006 Victory RecordsRiding Rick Springfield’s coattails straight to hell, Spitalfield brings a weak attempt at emotainment. It could sure as hell get a lot better than this. Fuck this whiney pussy rock. If this CD were toilet paper, I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with it. I bet that 14 year old girls would like this, if they had mental problems. Perhaps you could use the proceeds from this record and get some testosterone implants and maybe grow a collective set. Then again I think a large portion of the world would be happier if you just quit.Love Team !upstarter

My Chemical Romance

My Chemical Romance – The Black Parade (c) 2006 Reprise RecordsWell, I guess I should be in fear for my life.  I have a copy of "The Black Parade", the new release from My Chemical Romance, and well, I like it.  Either I'm slippin' or someone actually let some good music out to the public.  "The Black Parade" strives to the level of classic rock epics from Pink Floyd or Queen but  with a crisp modern edge.  As well MCR shows a musical maturity and a knack for showmanship.  Beyond that they boldly stand out from their contemporaries, offering something well better than the heaps of mindless drivel that constantly assualt our senses. Rock on MCR I say. Rock on!–Jerry Actually